Here I am standingIn the desert with a gunThought of goin' AWOLBut I'm too afraid to runSo I got myself a new planStealing from the TalibanMake a little moneyTurnin' poppies into heroinSergeant didn't like itSo they put me in a holeI said it's easy shootin'When they don't know where to goThrew me on a lily padSent me home to NORADKnew I'd be in troubleBut I didn't think it'd be this bad